And now, your moment of Glen

Compare and contrast:
"It puts the lotion on its skin."
and
"He never heard of corduroy."

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Local Righty Radio

Sometimes I have to give the enemy a listen. On this particular day, garrison and his guest adopted a posture about circumstances in Iraq that are quite telling.

Things are going swimmingly in Iraq. To the extent that there are "problems", they can be traced to "bad guys" coming in from Iran and Syria. The fraction of the active troops that are actually Iraqi nationals is steadily increasing, in fact, almost half of the active military there is now Iraqi. They are *this* close to having a self-sustaining democracy, but, surprise surprise surprise, they are just going to need help policing their borders.

There you go, write it down. The next invasion is being slated, but it's going to start as a mission to "help Iraq protect its borders".

Never mind the (increasing mountain of) inconsistancies. Preinvasion? Iraq was *supplying* terrorists. Immediately post invasion? All that terrorist activity is aby Iraqi nationals, and we have them on the run. They are desperate. Now we have the new spin, and the blood-sucking bastards from the PNAC know they can count on the willfully short memories of enough of the American electorate to pull off yet another pack of lies.

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He gets more ridiculous all the time.

Man, is he bold, covering the likes of Hoagy Carmichael and Cole Porter.

When did Rod 'jump the shark'?

"...one more time..."

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